May 6, 2021

I love milk. – I got a Game Boy (go farmville yourself)


i love milk. – I got a game boy (go farmville yourself)

I got a Game Boy
I got a Game Boy Pocket
with my Game Boy plug
I plug into the socket
I got a Game Boy

I used to have
a Game Boy Color
until I g-g-g-g-g-g-got
a younger brother I
I got a Game Boy

I got the NES
I got the Super Nintendo
I got the N64
and the Nintendo Game Cube
and I got a Game Boy

I got the Nintendo DS
I got the DS lite
I got the 3DS
and the DSi
and I got a Game Boy

you ruin every situation sending an invitation
I prefer masturbation to what you do
I’m trying so hard to make the most of my day
but you keep on spamming and suggesting me
low-quality copies of games so old
with even worse graphics and no real plot to unfold
I don’t need a beer app imitating cold lager
I don’t give a life on Bubble Witch Saga
I don’t play Texas Hold’em in my real life
so what’s the use of doing it online
I’d rather play Pokémon all by myself
you see I got a Pikachu trained at level twelve
so why don’t you just go
farmville yourself

and as for Sega
I got the Mega Drive
I got the Sega Saturn
I got the Dreamcast twice
and I got a Game Boy

I got a Playstation
I got a Playstation 2
I sold my Playstation 3
to buy the new Wii U
and I got a Game Boy

ain’t got no Xbox
but I got a friend
who’s got an Xbox
and said that he would lend

his to me
in addition to his Playstation 3
and what’s more additionally
his new Xbox 360

you ruin every situation sending an invitation
I prefer masturbation to what you do
I’m trying so hard to make the most of my day
but you keep on spamming and suggesting me
low-quality copies of games so old
with even worse graphics and no real plot to unfold
I don’t need a beer app imitating cold lager
I don’t give a life on Bubble Witch Saga
I don’t play Texas Hold’em in my real life
so what’s the use of doing it online
start living your first life by playing your second
make “Thou shall not play shit.” your eleventh commandment
and while you’re at it consider commandment twelve:
“In case of doubt thou shall go farmville thyself.”

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